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Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep
DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021
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Discord Memer

Guy who likes to make mom jokes, post memes 24/7 and never touches grass instead he touches moms like your mom. In short he sacrifices his life to entertain others
You are the best discord memer.Your memes are the best!
by ShawkHawk November 24, 2021
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Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house
me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban
by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021
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Discord head mod

A man between 21-40 who weights about 80-240kg who sits on discord 24/7 banning anti-egirls and disrespectful people
Person 1: i can tell who is a discord head mod
Person 2: how?
Person 1 : just ask them how much they weight and theres your answer
by okunon December 6, 2021
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Discordius modius

A spell used to summon the legendary, fat, powerful, Discord mod
Discordius modius, I summon you to ban everyone from the world.
by 69420tard January 2, 2022
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Discord Partner

Special badge for Discord, but you will have to sell both your left and right kidneys to receive it. That or set a Discord Employee's fursuit on fire.
Charlie: How'd you get Discord Partner?
CustomName: I selled both my kidneys and burnt down a fursuit factory
by Deleted User 007a9bb1 February 5, 2022
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Discord Mod

A absolute down bad fat no life clown bozo that spends 27 hours a day moderating his discord server
p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao
by Ryiu February 26, 2022
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