Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.

"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."

by vaaleainhoinen January 25, 2009

to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes

To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.

by selaflaure August 12, 2015

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

Baby Dicked

To get screwed over by someone with a tiny penis similar to that of a baby.

You've been Baby Dicked.

by CAUDILL March 31, 2007

Upper Decker

(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.

The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.

by Britley's Grams September 4, 2016

small-dickedness

Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.

When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!

by Nishazoid May 13, 2005

long-dicked

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them

Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass

by hungandslung25 March 3, 2010