When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.
GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
Get the kamikaze cock divemug. When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.
Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.
by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023
Get the Gay cliff divingmug. To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
Get the butthole high-divemug. When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup
by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019
Get the deep-dish-divingmug. by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017
Get the Dick diving boardmug. I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
Get the underwater cave divingmug. The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009
Get the martian muff divemug.