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My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.
Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.
by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a nigga who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). For example 3 years ago nobody payed attention to the golden state worriors. Now suddenly everyone in the world reps them. Also seahawks what a bigg ass bandwagon team. Niggas was hopin on they dick from 2011+. 1 more exapmle in XXXtentacion. When this nigga was on souncloud nobody fucked wit him but soon as some shit hit youtube everybody fucked wit him. Then niggas started fuckin wit him heavy and shit. Now this niggas summining demods n shit and i wonder who else gunna do the same
by Real nigga dictionary July 21, 2017
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Good Dick

A dick that can keep your partner orgasmic. Multiple orgasms are side affects.
My wife told to to not make or cum so much. After the act and about 4 orgasms later all she could say was Damn that's some GOOD DICK!
by Snakeback7 March 13, 2016
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Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.
After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!
by SlopNChop October 11, 2016
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Side Dick

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.
Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.
by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016
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Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.
1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.
by sarahmourz October 21, 2020
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philip k dick

Philip K. Dick was a writer of great talent without a post-secondary education (he enrolled in college but dropped out before attending a single class). Over the course of his life he experimented with most psychotropic drugs available and eventually gave himself pancreatic damage by doing so.

He wrote 29 novels and over a hundred short stories, many of which ("Blade Runner", "Total Recall", "Paycheck") were later adapted to movies after his death in the early 80s.

He, like many other artists, lived in poverty for most of his life and was recognized only by a small following, however after his death he has continued to gain notoriety and is, in certain circles, seen as a sort of messiah for the modern age in his unique vision of the changing world.
Philip K. Dick is possibly the greatest writer to come out of the second half of the 20th century.
by Tank! June 27, 2004
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