daftun

A more insulting word for daft, often linked with someone bigging themselves up

"John you couldn't knock yourself out ya daftun"

by Rugdfrr December 5, 2016

dafnado

Dafnado is a awkward person cares about dogs will end up a crazy dog person on day

Dafnado is my best friend ever.

by Potato22af December 21, 2016

dafunkel

Dafunkel is where you keep getting mixed up with things that are easy to remember

Or dafunkel means where you are in a jumble and forget something

Fred"it was such a dafunkel today"
Bob"it must of been annoying "

by Magooska December 25, 2016

DAFUQ

Dafaq:
Shorter, less-vulgar saying of *The Fuck*.
Used by people because it's shorter to type/write & you can also prevent yourself from directly saying F*ck.

Dafuq did I just read??*reading disgusting sex article*

WHAT DAFAQ??!! This blasted bird just pooped in my drink!!

Dafuq is this?? Why are there worms in my salad??!

by DaFatRatWitDaCheese January 4, 2017

daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017

Daffy

Acronym: Drunk As Fuck, Fuck Yall

I don't know what your trying to do I'm DAFFY

by Jay reef March 30, 2017

Dafuq

A single-word combination of the phrase "What the fuck?" This word expresses something so wrong and confusing, you can't even use a word in the dictionary for it.

"...it was fucked up." John said. "That's nothing, today I saw some trash with her ass hanging out, getting shit from her car, with her fat friend holding Starbucks and Chinese food, parked in a valet only zone, with her baby in the road, right in front of a hospital." Mark deadpanned. "Dafuq?" John replied.

by AnnOHleam\ May 17, 2017