Edward Cullen

A hot sparkling man who is very sexy and a vampire

Damn look at that Edward Cullen

by crazychica1835 May 27, 2009

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen, reffering to the shining star of the Twilight series, is the gorgeous, kindhearted vampire that captured my heart as well as many readers across the globe.

Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.

Random guy: Omg I hate that Edward Cullen!
Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over! *goes to marry Edward*
Random guy: Awww shit.

by The One Who Rules The Universe July 9, 2009

Carlee Ann

The craziest but most fun girl you will ever meet. She always knows how to make you laugh and is just so pleasant to be around. She always knows how to make you feel better if you are down. She is a very pretty woman and the prettiest you will probabaly ever meet. You definitely will want a Carlee Ann in your life

Carlee Ann is a very great friend

by Ben_jammin01 January 31, 2018

Carley

Carley is a rare person to come by. They are normally short creatures, funny, friendly, cute, and most of them wear glasses. If you come by one of these try not to let her go because once you do you may never get her back.

Me: have you seen carley

Friend : yeah, ask her out

Me: ok

by Lumerjack May 22, 2018

Culé

Spanish slang for ass.

Also nick name for FC Barcelona fans'.

Culés are the most idiotic fanbase in the whole footballing world.

by Walter Heisenberg December 28, 2020

Edward Cullen

The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.

He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.

The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.

The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.

OH MY EDWARD! or OME

I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen = perfect guy.

Eternal damnation never looked so good!

by friggincool January 13, 2009

curler queen

Usually an ugly woman, clad in curlers and a long nightgown, has long since given up on getting any real stiffies, and supplements her sexual appetites with quite an assortment of sexual tools/devices...

Dottie is a course, crass old CURLER QUEEN...

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008