cricket

synonym for dumb
to use in place of “blonde”

person 1 : “i love Neil Armstrong’s music ”
person 2 : “ your such a cricket”

by flowerbabybunny68 August 19, 2022

cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.

Fuck not those cricket Poms again

by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation

'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!

by jiminybingbong June 9, 2024

Compton Cricket

A fire alarm beep.

I was walking up the street the other day, & when I passed this one house; I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.

by dandysavage April 28, 2025