Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 6, 2010

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.

Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.

by VE007 February 6, 2010

Couch surfer

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house

u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-

Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.

by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec

Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.

by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022