colonel gaddafi

Colonel Gaddafi = Cafe

Oh John its gone 10 o clock hurry up im hank marvin lets get down the Colonel Gaddafi. West London Rhyming Slang you Slags.

by Crowhawk December 4, 2015

colonel lovelock

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

colonial high school

broke ass school with a lot of fights and cops by the gates that treat the students like prisoners

“colonial high school is one of the worst schools in orlando”

by philophobe March 9, 2019

Colin

My name is Colin. I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Polish. I have short and thick brunette hair, and flashy blue eyes. I'm pretty thin and short, though for some reason my muscles seem to pop out. I'm an intelligent person, but I don't like showing off in front of a crowd. I'm a musician, and I love to listen to music everywhere all the time, as well as play video games, read and write, and read manga and watch anime. I'm always willing to make new friends, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so I don't talk to people. I'm a very layered person, and I've been through a lot in my life, so it will take time for you to get to know me more. But once you get there, I'll make sure to do everything possible to make sure you're happy. I do the same for everyone, I will work tirelessly to make sure everyone around me likes me and is satisfied. I may seem cool and even a bit rude on the outside, but if you get to my inner layers, it'll be worth it. Also, I'm told I'm a 'ladies man,' and women tell me that I kiss incredibly and seem to know exactly what to do when it comes to romance, in and out of bed ;) If you ever have a Colin in your life, please take the time to get to know them, and they'll be one of your best friends before long.

Friend of Colin (guy): "Colin is such a wonderful person, and he always seems to make me laugh. How can someone have so much fun around him?!"
Friend of Colin (girl, ex-gf): "OMG, I totally regret breaking up with Colin, he's even hotter than before! Ugh, I wish I could have another chance with him..."
Colin: "Thanks, but there's no need for the compliments, I can't be that great, I'm just an average person."
Everyone: "No, you ARE wonderful, and destined for excellence!"

by GeekyRiolu December 9, 2020

Colin

Colin's are either a hit or a miss, one may be a overbearing ass while the other is a gift straight from god.

Did you hear about Colin?
Which one?

by AlfredoSauseBayBay! November 30, 2021

Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014