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cockdrop

This is an act of malicious violence which the Japanese first invented and called " oo-cockeh-dropeh-wah! "
The act consisted of men whipping there genitals out, taking a running jump to their oponent, aiming there penis's at there faces and plummetting them to the ground. Slowly stabbing them with their cocks, leaving the enemy in sheer terror and pain.
Whilst going into battle

" YOU HAVE DISHONEST THE HOUSE OF YEN I MUST COCKEHDROPEH YOU.. WAH!! "
by Sway & Simmo December 7, 2004
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cockdracula

a nightwalker who feeds on cocks and dicks like blood to survive. he will stalk your cock for nights on end to fullfill his insatiable urge to suck and fuck your cock off.
" Rodney was slain by cockdracula."
by hotrod handjob March 21, 2008
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Cockdoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle
by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006
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[Cockdamn]

A less religious, and less offensive, term for Goddamn. Believed to be from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
by harry_pujols June 9, 2007
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cockdoodle

somebody that just looks like a 6 year old doodled a cock.
man jeff looks like a cockdoodle today
by sillyboy87 September 30, 2012
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Cockdongle

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.
1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!
by RossRame April 22, 2017
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cockdar

The special sense that allows a woman to detect, without touching or even crotch-gazing, when a man has a huge penis. Cockdar will often present itself as an intense attraction to a man who is oftentimes not all that attractive, or in some cases, as extreme hostility toward someone with a large penis, because you know he's a douche and doesn't deserve to be well endowed.
"I gotta take that guy home."

"That one? Ew. He's not even cute."

"Hmm, yea, but he's sending my cockdar off the charts."

OR

"I know my cockdar is telling me that guy has a big penis, but I hate him for it because he's just a cocky fucker. Literally."
by Catnymph July 24, 2010
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