Tijuana toilet cracker

When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet

I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker

by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017

cracker lover

Mary Elizabeth Collins.

hata': damn, yo, dat mary iz a such a crackalova
me: true dat, but she ma numba wun ho

by Doctah Drey April 6, 2005

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Cracker-Sexual

An African American male who finds overweight white women sexually desirable.

"Yo did to see tyrone? No man, you know that kids a Cracker-Sexual, hes probably slammin some fatty again"

by KindSir August 14, 2008

Fire cracker

Something to throw at people

Tom threw a fire cracker at me yesterday!

by SAVAGE 1624 January 30, 2017

Crackerachi

The 70 foot white creature that hates black people. He stomps on them and he stomps on babies. He also pimp slaps old people.

The opposite if Niggarachi.

by Jerremy Deane November 13, 2003

cluckerfust

Used in place of "clusterfuck" when a forum has their badword filter turned up to eleventy.

This here thread is a total cluckerfust.

by Master of the obscene December 2, 2010