swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

Chief Justard

Chief Justard (cheef juss tard) NOUN. A really stupid Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Can you imagine the kind of decisions we'd get if Scalia was the Chief Justard?

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Chief of Staff

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire

"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"

by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis October 5, 2011

Cheffette

The amazing brilliant creative mastermind behind her chef. She is the muse for love and creativity

Chef boyardee respected his cheffette for inspiring beefaroni

by Chelf April 10, 2013

Master Chief

Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.

Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.

by M3TALxSLUG August 23, 2012

Apache Chief

During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.

Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.

by Red Buffalo May 25, 2012