Chode

A. A term for a funny looking male reproduction part. Usually very short and fat.

B. A term for anyone named Emma

A. Girl 1: Omg I pulled his pants down and he had a micro Chode.

Girl 2: No way! The same thing happened to me a week ago with me and Jimmy!

B. Guy 1: Ugh did u see that new girl Emma?
Guy 2: Yea she's such a Chode.

by AssMaster42 December 31, 2015

Chode

cam howell's dick

oh yeah that sam charleton shit has a chode like cam howell's.

by kinkdaddy412 January 31, 2017

Chode

"Andrew's Penis", it's fatter than it is long...

Oh look at that nasty chode

by teno132 April 19, 2016

chode

A penis. Just a penis.

Poor kid, his chode was ripped off by a massive dog.

by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003

CHODE

A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!

Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.

uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!

dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"

by Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby April 23, 2008

Chode

A piece of excriment or waste.

My dog dropped a chode.

by Word to your motha January 1, 2003

Chode

A penis thats wider than it is long aka Karl

Karl has a really fat chode

by Budner November 8, 2007