Choadin

Modern-day spelling of Choaden.

The crew of rotund, stumplike adolescents gathered round the Encyclopedia Brittanica at lunch to read about the ancient war god, Choadin.

by Junkpile September 5, 2006

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

CHIAF

Crack Ho' I'd Actually Fuck

Man, the crack ho's I see on the street are usually pretty skanky, but damn, that girl's a real CHIAF!

by jdunaway65 May 3, 2009

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

Chaffron

a person that looks like a mix of chace crawford and zac efron.

girl: have you seen Jordan?
other girl: you mean the guy that looks like Chace Crawford?
girl: and also zac efron?
other girl: lets name him chaffron.

by ruskayidefki April 4, 2010

Choadler

A dude at a party that is trying to hit on every girl.

"i don't know if I should tell Ray that Todd was groping Lisa and being a total choadler."

by Golden Olden April 4, 2010