the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.
by LothDreb June 28, 2009
by thatonechick99o February 17, 2014
by KTL October 18, 2005
Used in poker when your cards aren't even good enough to stay in the game for free. Precedes an unnecessary fold.
by pRace May 25, 2005
A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.
When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.
by Dexaw April 24, 2008
by B!GMack January 21, 2012
like a microphone check only more depressing
by Krkič April 28, 2019