A dump situated in Mid-Ulster, Co. Derry, Ireland. Population consists mostly teen mothers, dole heads and chavs. 12th July is usually a big celebration. What looks like the cast of Shameless pour out into the main street terrifying everyone who drives through.
by cdawson September 5, 2011
Get the Castledawson mug.An centuries-old but effective economic/cultural system of control in which a person who is born in a certain class is forced to live out his/her entire life in that class. Still being used by India.
What the modern Capitalism-based American economic system really is, since the citizens of the Middle, Lower, and Poverty classes are forced to spend their entire lives working for less and less money, while being tricked by the Upper and Wealthy classes into believing that their dreams will come true if they work hard enough.
What the modern Capitalism-based American economic system really is, since the citizens of the Middle, Lower, and Poverty classes are forced to spend their entire lives working for less and less money, while being tricked by the Upper and Wealthy classes into believing that their dreams will come true if they work hard enough.
by sarcastic March 29, 2004
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the best dance/drill team to ever hit the planet that resides at Del Norte HS in Albuquerque New Mexico.
by BEKKASH August 30, 2006
Get the castelles mug.Castleford is a little town in West Yorkshire.
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
Mother - "Na then' Roger, as tha sister done beefing about them lads that robbed er push iron?"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
by CreamDJ October 16, 2008
Get the Castleford mug.The process of cutting someone's genitals off and throwing them out of a window.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.
"Did you hear about David?! He got castrenestrated!"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"
by Drazibrik March 25, 2009
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Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
by docwhoomph July 13, 2010
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As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).
by Markyharley December 25, 2013
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