Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB

Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.

by Liljophus October 22, 2023

Carlying

When someone is taking too long to take their turn in a game.

"OMG, take your turn already, stop carlying"

by SunshineDaisyGirl October 23, 2023

Carminger Doctrine

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.

Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine

by RustGirl October 27, 2023

carlinda

a unique person who is also a weirdly mostly introverted quiet person who just explores everything around them waiting for life to end slowly but surely

If you think life is hard try being a Carlinda

“It’s because you are Carlinda” - Gaby
“What comes before 47 Carlinda?” “AK” I would say.

by y0urr3a1n@m3 November 19, 2023

Caling

A word used by just one single person in the Cleckhudderfax region.

It is incomprehensible to anyone else.

I was caling with my neighbour, but they had no idea what I was on about.

by Real dialect October 16, 2024

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!

Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat

by God_is_I May 12, 2024