captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.

Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.

by burninoil January 2, 2012

Captain Large

An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.

(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)

Better watch out you G-nome, or I'll call Captain large on your ass.

by Captain Large March 19, 2019

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012

Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.

Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.

by curious_kai April 22, 2023

Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"

by DinoLG September 3, 2021

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017