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candy face

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face
by frosty penguin March 8, 2016
mugGet the candy facemug.

Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.
He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.
by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010
mugGet the Candi Pantzmug.

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.
Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.
by @price5233 June 20, 2020
mugGet the purse candymug.

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One Smelled
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022
mugGet the Snout and Candymug.

Candy (name)

Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!
dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!

…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!

Candy is a sweet and lovable person.

Candy (name) is so nice!
by cinderellalations November 20, 2021
mugGet the Candy (name)mug.

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."
by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014
mugGet the buttercrotch candymug.

lip candy

Lip candy is a term used in southern Illinois to describe chewing tobacco.
Hey dick you got some lip candy? Yes you dumbass I have a can of cope.
by Privileged Youth July 17, 2015
mugGet the lip candymug.

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