Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

condoms

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006

Candor

a ridiculously small town in upstate new york which contains no traffic lights.

Candor is so stupid, it has no traffic lights!

But everyone smokes weed!

by sjp88 July 14, 2009

Condomsation

The moisture outside of a condom.

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

condom hat

a hat which resembles a condom

That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat

by Bean Flickers December 5, 2002