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Canadian History

The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler
by Crashy February 4, 2010
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Canadian shower

The act of voluntarily showering in very water cold water. This is easily achievable in the winter time in Canada due to the cold pipes in ones house. Can be done in two ways"

1. (Intermediate level): Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing for a few seconds, resulting in intense pain, before returning to normal temperature. Repeat as needed

2. (Pro level) Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing, SLOWLY bringing the temperature back to normal.

This will result in a vivid awaken sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, i felt fucking groggy and tired this morning, but I took a Canadian shower, I'm feel primo right now.

Guy 2: That's pretty cool, eh.
by coolcanuck December 11, 2009
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Canadian Neighbor

Where you are having sex with a girl from behind. and you see ur neighbor across the street from your window and you start waving at eachother without the girl knowing your doing it
by Hood33 March 30, 2009
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Evil Canadian

Man that evil candian is one cool cat
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Canadian Terrorist

A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.
Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.

Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
by FultyFresh April 4, 2010
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Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.
Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!
by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016
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Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.
My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave
by big gay 2 November 15, 2018
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