Canadian History

The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler
by Crashy February 05, 2010
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Canadian shower

The act of voluntarily showering in very water cold water. This is easily achievable in the winter time in Canada due to the cold pipes in ones house. Can be done in two ways"

1. (Intermediate level): Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing for a few seconds, resulting in intense pain, before returning to normal temperature. Repeat as needed

2. (Pro level) Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing, SLOWLY bringing the temperature back to normal.

This will result in a vivid awaken sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, i felt fucking groggy and tired this morning, but I took a Canadian shower, I'm feel primo right now.

Guy 2: That's pretty cool, eh.
by coolcanuck December 11, 2009
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Canadian Neighbor

Where you are having sex with a girl from behind. and you see ur neighbor across the street from your window and you start waving at eachother without the girl knowing your doing it
Canadian Neighbor
by Hood33 March 30, 2009
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Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.
Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!
by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016
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Canadian Sex

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.
Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!
by Danjay13 November 16, 2018
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Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.
Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.
by Ret669 August 24, 2019
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