caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

caleb thompson

A complete strange child consisting of asian and australian.always stoned and has no money. Nobody likes this annoying child
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"eeew, look at that ugly child, must be a caleb thompson" said goffry
"yeah, wtf"

by Goffery Gofferr February 18, 2017

caleb lennon

a guy who lies about absolutly every thing

that guy is a total caleb lennon

by flashrider February 25, 2017

caleb quick

A person who is the class clown and goon and always makes jokes in class and always messes around in class and can't take anything seriously but he still has ripped biceps and shredded abs and is hot AF and is still a really sweet and sensitive guy

Look at Caleb Quick getting in the recycling bin

by Maddog9013 June 5, 2017

caleb kling

pre-teen, bout to get some koolaid

boi, i'd hang with caleb kling, ya'll now.

by ToolChamber October 4, 2017

caleb hein

a kinky freak who has no limits in the bedroom or any part of the house as he does what he pleases and is quite smart and strong

man caleb hein fucked my ass over the dinner table with my arms behind my back last night i still cant feel my waist

by reddragon6579 October 5, 2017

caleb sharpe

Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?

Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.

by DeDrummer October 12, 2017