compershall

a mega typo for commercial

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster

by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011

Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

compexy

When you have company over, but you know you're going to end up having sex.

"I can't come over tonight, compexy is in the works."

by Whitee August 20, 2012

chupehn

To exit from a shower or bathtub following the bathing process. Typical usage in a gramatical phrase omits the coupla from the verb phrase contrary to standard linguistic rules.

- I can't talk on the phone right now I chupehn.
- The tile is very slick so be careful when chupehn.

by Armin Tamzarian February 18, 2013

Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

cooper chase

Queer who sucks guys in the night

Cooper Chase is suck a fucking lezbo

by Awesome 423112311 June 23, 2016