CF

CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:

Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig

The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.

"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"

by thoreau222 December 25, 2007

cf

The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.

Cf I'm going to be on MSN today!

by Hedvig November 19, 2007

CF's

People who fuck their 1st cousins.

We are a very loving family, we are CF's!

by mackmaster January 13, 2005

CF-100

A superior Canadian jet manafacured by Avro, entering service in 1953. It is also very hot and is the most attractive jet ever made, go cry about it A-10 fans.

Person 1: Name the best Canadian jet.
Person 2: CF-100
Person 1: Fuck yeah

by nilify January 31, 2022

Td;cf

Too drunk; couldn't follow

All I heard was blah, blah, blah because Td;cf

by Mare Dejiz September 12, 2018

CF

The abreviation for compact flash.

CF is used in cameras.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

CF

Acronym for Cruelty-Free. CF products do not test on animals that have been imprisoned in tiny cages and sentenced to a lifetime of chemical abuse. Anything vegan must be CF, although not all CF products are vegan.

Person 1: "OMG I love my new CF foundation!"
Person 2: "Oh it's cruelty-free? That's pretty awesome that you'd go out of your way to find such products."
Person 1: "Of course! I'm vegan so it would be immoral for me to buy something that exploited animal suffering. :)"
Person 2: "I totally admire your dedicated compassion."

by Luunn October 4, 2016