Struggle Bus

A metaphor for when you repeatedly struggle to do basic tasks. Can't find your keys and they are in your hand, opening doors into yourself, locking keys in your car, etc.

Man 1: "I can't find my glasses or my keys"
Man 2: "You are wearing your glasses and your keys in your hand"
Man 1: "Ya, I'm driving that struggle bus today"

by SoloTree August 31, 2013

Thanking the bus driver

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

by APmax July 29, 2018

VW Bus

The most awesome of all vehicles. The VW Bus is spacious, comfortable, versatile, beautiful, and fuel-efficient. It is perfect for both long and short-term road trips, and makes crossing the country a pleasure. Its large capacity allows friends, bandmates, and fellow hippies to come along for the ride.
The VW Bus is also completely unsafe due to the nonexistant crumple zone in front of the dashboard (this means that there is a sheet of metal the width of a tuna can protecting your legs in event of a crash.) This lends an air of excitement and risk to every road trip.
See also kick ass, beauty, marijuana, touring and band.

"Ah, man, did you see her new car? I heard she drove to CA to get it."
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' beauty!"
"A '77 VW bus! Holy fizznats!"

by annie July 22, 2004

throw under the bus

to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.

He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.

by Jeffrey December 17, 2004

Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.

Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.

by Empty21 January 1, 2021

Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Chase Bus

A bus that follows a hot air balloon to provide transportation back for balloon riders once the balloon lands.

The driver of the Chase Bus realizing the balloon was decending, sped up to get to the target area before the balloon landed.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 16, 2022