Sextanic bible

The holy moshpit bible.

We should convert and worship the Sextanic Bible

by Jhonathan February 4, 2007

Bible

This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahá'í Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.

In Theology I, we examined the New and Old Testaments of the Bible.

by LizSteve November 7, 2012

Bribie

The best island to live! You have 3 schools (2 primary, 1 highschool), a skate park, aquatic centre, 3 shopping centres, cinema, maccas, subway, red rooster, skate shops, the jetty, a few pubs, random shops everywhere, beaches everywhere, an RSL, camping areas, fishing areas, parties all the time and heaps more!
Everyone knows everyone on Bribie and everything is just a short walking distance. On New Year's Eve and AUstralia Day there is always big festivals at the Jetty where everyone hangs out an parties. Most of the island is nature reserve so it's good to explore!

Girl; Hey. have you been to Bribie?
Guy; Nahh, I have heard it's good though.
Girl; Bloody oath. It's great!
Guy; I'll go there on the weekend.

by LadyJane1.259677825.3 April 8, 2011

Bible Study

Bible study is a group of fuck boys located at Plano Senior High School. They are the funniest yet somehow the most hated group at school. They know how to party hard and roll back. By far they are the most popular kids in school. When people first meet the group they get attached. Then after hanging with them, they realize how much of bullies Bible Study really is.

Sierra: “fuck Bible Study they are all a bunch of Fuckboys”
Meagen: “Are you kidding Sierra, they are so funny and amazing”

by BibleStudy69 October 28, 2018

Bible

The religious text used by Christians. Despite slander from some anti-religious groups, the bible contains many helpful life lessons and intriguing stories. And while some of it may be fiction, the weird part is that historians can, in fact, pinpoint certain eras mentioned in the bible. So, without it, there's a piece missing in the chain of historical events.

Slander the Bible all you want. If I had to choose between burning a bible and being nailed to a cross, I'd say: "Shut up, get a hammer, and nail me to this thing already." No contest.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2020

Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

The Bible

The highest grossing fiction book ever published.

The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.

by Satanic Fuck November 19, 2006