Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

Breakfast Whore

One who fucks for breakfast.

Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores

by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

Denny's Breakfast

When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.

Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.

by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010

hearty breakfast

When you got a good solid food

- Hey bro, are you hungry?
- No, I had a hearty breakfast today, it was damn good.

by denzel001 June 25, 2021

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

by Teekums September 1, 2017