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Brandon

He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.
Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
by porn9 December 14, 2019
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you know that brandon don that made the tridents come
by come here now July 25, 2018
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Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
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And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players
Ugh is that Brandon
I hate Brandon
by Herh September 16, 2017
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He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.
Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird
by Cornchickenpopizs November 17, 2019
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a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020
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Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head! :P
by x ML_1996 x December 14, 2010
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