baby boying it

The act of pulling one's trousers and underpants down to one's ankles whilst urinating in a public setting or restroom.

Juan went into the restroom at Denny's and was surprised to see a 30 year old man baby boying it.

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

titty titty boing boing

where you tale a mans nipple, twist to the left really hard, then to the right then the left then the right while saying titty titty boing boing, then pulling back and snapping. *really painful*

HAHA we just gave schulmann a titty titty boing boing, then hog tied him with his own shoe laces

by Izzy April 12, 2004

boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Scat-Boning

similar to tromboning only the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and on orgasm...

(the name is a contraction of scat-tromboning, with a hint of jazz thrown in for good measure)

the giver performs a rim-job to a man from behind, at the same time as reaching around to wank him off (usual tromboning), however, in scat-boning the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and as orgasm is reached, expulsion from the colon occurs all over his partner's face, hair, head and mouth.

hepatitus-A and other vaccines may be advisable before attempting scat-boning.

by pixie and norm. May 5, 2009

Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127

Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

boning

Playing the trombone.

I was boning last night till my lips hurt!

by anonymous April 10, 2004

boinglao

boing.lao n. 1. a fat woody.

I got a boinglao when I saw Pam Anderson.

by phoenix October 26, 2003