Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort
I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.
by Vikivalentine June 25, 2015
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Heavy Boob

Also referred to as havy bob by dumbass teenagers such as myself

Definitions ~

1. A very large boob which suffocates the beholder of it. This only applies to those with a bra cup size of C or larger. Usually only occurs when the beholder of heavy boob is laying down. This may affect the chest and throat areas.

2. Extremely heavy rack.

3. Heavy boob is a sacred and holy item which must be protected at all costs. Heavy boob must be protected for the sake of horny old men and their disturbing intentions.

4. A heavy-ass round circle attached to mostly female’s upper chest (but occasionally males as well) making you heavy as fuck. This may lead to pains in your back.

P.S.
Nevan loves heavy boob, especially because he himself has one.
1. My chest feels kinda heavy and it’s hard to breath..

2. Daaammn! She has a heavy boob.

3. (Old man) mmm.. that’s one heavy boob. 😏

4. Holy shit I fucking HATE my heavy boob! *OW!! MY BACK!
by Heavy bob legend June 01, 2019
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Boob crotch

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!
by LorelaiGilmore August 01, 2016
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Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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man boobs

arnt they sexy!
by Pixel August 14, 2002
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stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.
'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'
by jmo-nster June 12, 2009
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Retarded boobs

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob
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