Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 02, 2016

Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine June 25, 2015

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore August 01, 2016

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

man boobs

chris' massive man tits

arnt they sexy!

by Pixel August 14, 2002

Retarded boobs

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

by International expedetioner June 14, 2018

stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.

'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'

by jmo-nster June 12, 2009