boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out April 1, 2011

Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.

I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!

by samwise102 December 1, 2014

Pannoner Boner

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.

Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.

by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016