Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012

Beaver State

Oregon

The American Beaver (Castor canadensis) was named Oregon state animal by the 1969 Legislature.
(source 50States.com). Therefore Oregon is known as the "Beaver State".

by Khovav Ben Khayeel August 18, 2013

beaver fog

The emittance of odor and/or air,from the vagina.

All hopes of oral sex were thwarted by the beaver fog

by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013

beaver trimming the wood

a really toothy blowjob

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"

by badmetaphors November 24, 2013

beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.

What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.

by Father Tyme January 6, 2014

beaver canoe

Like a motorboat, only lower.

I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.

by bigarmsimmy January 20, 2014

Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 4, 2014