Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

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Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans

by mikelito24 June 17, 2012

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he-beans

A scholastically colorful reference of man's testicles.

Check out his he-beans popping out of his shorts!

by BloodCode November 24, 2016

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talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017

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picking beans

dancing with your bra on you head

her grandmother was picking beans

by bobthebwilder March 20, 2017

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The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

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