Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005

baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

Based

B - itches

A - nd

S - ex

E - very

D - ay
#based god

lil b is the #BasedGod!!

by topchef June 30, 2011

baked

to be high every day. uncontrollabley high you laugh at everything.

andre andrew kevin and michael in homeroom everyday are so baked!

by raiiderrrss April 20, 2009

Based Goddess

Based Goddess is a term for the great Shannon. The end.

Girl: "My boyfriend keeps looking at her"
Boy: "Well DUH shes based goddess"

by SarahBear. January 17, 2012

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008