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Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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Baiting

MattBtw is the definition of Baiting
MattBtw is Baiting
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BaldingMidgetLoser

A 40+ Year old balding dwarf Who spends all day, every day in a chatroom making up stories about how he has a life outside of chat.
"Get a life already! You're being a baldingmidgetloser".
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Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside
"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"
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Belting

How to get your belt in greek life:

Let's say you are a member of a sorority and you want to get your 'belt' on campus. You need to sleep with one member of each fraternity to obtain your belt.
Karen wants to get her belt. There are 8 fraternities on her campus. She will need to sleep with one brother from each fraternity. Belting: sleeping with a fraternity brother from each fraternity
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Bayting

A word used to describe masturbating.
Damn bro, i had such a good bayt yesterday to a video of Mia Khaliffa. I was Bayting so hard.
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