baller

An example of an item that has swag, in addition to a person that has swag.

Did you see Jake and his baller ride?
Yeah. That's pretty baller of him.

by babyfishb October 21, 2017

alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...

"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."

by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011

Hot Baller

Literal: When someone takes a shit on your balls.
Slang: You're going to beat someone.

I'm going to hot baller all over him.
She was riding me and then hot ballered all over.

Hot balling!

by jordankoal October 23, 2018

Low-baller

A midget who is straight ballin'

I wanted to play some basketball today, but there's nothing but low-ballers on the court

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 29, 2021

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

Ballerina

When a female inserts both of her large toes into a male's anus.

Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.

Guy 1: "Dude what's wrong with you"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."

Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"

by ogle21 August 14, 2011

Low Baller

A person who offers an unreasonably low amount for something they are trying to buy. Typically an offer of 30% (or lower) less than the asking price is considered a low ball offer.

Item X is for sale for the amount of $1500.

Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.

Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!

by USMC SGT November 1, 2011