fish biscuit

A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.

The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.

That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.

I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.

by Psychoag October 6, 2006

two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

by word_g33k August 3, 2007

earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

by fratberry June 27, 2007

Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works

I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.

by Reilly March 10, 2005

Wolf Biscuit

The act of fellating the person who anally penetrated you, usually without the use of a condom.

Takeisha is a filthy ho! She gave homeboy over there a wolf biscuit last night!

by Uncle Pork December 24, 2008

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003