bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

Bible Adventures

There have been countless games made that are worse than this one.

I've played numerous games that were way worse than this one.

Bible Adventures was actually kind of cool.

I liked being David and using my slingshot!

Take that you Philistine!

by David thwaps Goliath (take that ya big oaf!) January 23, 2005

Bible Wife

That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.

When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.

Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.

Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!

by BusinessMan February 24, 2005

Bible Style

A position in which Jesus used while making love to his women. It is said that you could hear his partners cherries actually pop miles away, as well as their moans, as the lovemaking talents of Jesus were so powerful. Also, because he is Jesus, as a woman gets ready to sleep with him, she becomes a virgin, if she is not so already.

As Addie traveled back in time to meet Jesus, she was seduced by him, and as she said d my s he said no baby, bible style only; at which point ultimate satisfaction was reached and she was never truly satisfied again.

by Jesuswas a PIMP July 21, 2009

biblegum pop

A musical style characterized by the heretical combination of biblical lyrics in the original, holy language, such as Hebrew or Aramaic, with contrived, synthesized melodies and blasphemous back beats.

Stereo Sinai's biblegum pop makes me want to party like it's 2448!

by Timbrel February 22, 2011

Sextanic bible

The holy moshpit bible.

We should convert and worship the Sextanic Bible

by Jhonathan February 4, 2007

Bible

This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahá'í Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.

In Theology I, we examined the New and Old Testaments of the Bible.

by LizSteve November 7, 2012