An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
Get the Bald Cougarmug. by baldduke March 20, 2021
Get the Bald Dukemug. 
A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023
Get the Bald Ass Mangomug. While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Get the Bald Pigeonmug. 