Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

2015 ICONIC BJ

see stupid inside joke

Man: "did you know about that 2015 ICONIC BJ"

Man 2: "dude you’re stupid, clearly B Gilly accidentally made a typo ugh."

by PhantomOfTheLight July 1, 2019

Pulling a BJ

Pulling a Bj is when you hit on every girl imaginable

BJ: i love you Tanna
BJ: i love you Cassy
Bj: I love you Breanna
Bj: i love you Sarah

pulling a bj

by Pulling A bj July 21, 2019

The Flounder BJ

A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.

He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.

While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.

by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021