John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".

by demaoza October 12, 2008

awkward turtle

Hand gesture made with both hands, one on top of the other while rotating the thumbs, that resembles a turtle. Performed when an awkward moment occurs, or when recounting an awkward moment.

Rosie "When Will visited me here once they let him in my room, which was weird because they don't let boys in the boarding house. So I felt special, but then they came in and he had to leave. Turns out they thought he was my brother, not my boyfriend, so they let him in. Fail."

Morrigan "LOL!!"

Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"

by Velvet Letters September 14, 2010

awkward antlers

The Awkward Antlers are also used in conjunction with the Awkward Turtle when re-telling events. The antlers are used in stages with the progression of awkwardness. To express the beginning of awkwardness, raise each index finger and hold them up to your head (stage 1). When the awkward tension starts to build, the antlers begin to waver/shake (stage 2). Then, when awkwardness reaches its climax, suddenly the antlers become all 4 fingers on each hand, sans the thumb, expressing to your audience that things were INCREDIBLE HORRIBLY AWKWARD (stage 3).
(The last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

When Re-telling:
"I saw my Ex, John, come into the Party!"
*Stage 1 Awkward Antlers*
"Then, he called out my name and started toward me," *Stage 2, Aavering Antlers*
"All of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!"
*Final Stage 3 Distressed Antlers*

by JesChel August 26, 2006

awkward flamingo!

Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you feel compelled to assume the awkward flamingo pose. (aka one hand palm down touching the top of your forehead as you tilt you head down...while of course bending up one leg slightly)

You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....

AWKWARD FLAMINGO!

by Lauren Kelly June 24, 2007

Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.

Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.

Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?

Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.

by synditrix November 24, 2011

Awkwarder

a situation that couldnt possibly get any more awkard!

wanna come hang out with me and all my ex-boyfriends?
dude, what can be more awkwarder than that?

by mama-cyta February 8, 2010

Awkward

1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.

2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by Awk.. November 4, 2010