The Awkward Antlers are also used in conjunction with the Awkward Turtle when re-telling events. The antlers are used in stages with the progression of awkwardness. To express the beginning of awkwardness, raise each index finger and hold them up to your head (stage 1). When the awkward tension starts to build, the antlers begin to waver/shake (stage 2). Then, when awkwardness reaches its climax, suddenly the antlers become all 4 fingers on each hand, sans the thumb, expressing to your audience that things were INCREDIBLE HORRIBLY AWKWARD (stage 3).
(The last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)
(The last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)
In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.
When Re-telling:
"I saw my Ex, John, come into the Party!"
*Stage 1 Awkward Antlers*
"Then, he called out my name and started toward me," *Stage 2, Aavering Antlers*
"All of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!"
*Final Stage 3 Distressed Antlers*
When Re-telling:
"I saw my Ex, John, come into the Party!"
*Stage 1 Awkward Antlers*
"Then, he called out my name and started toward me," *Stage 2, Aavering Antlers*
"All of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!"
*Final Stage 3 Distressed Antlers*
by JesChel August 26, 2006
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You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....
AWKWARD FLAMINGO!
AWKWARD FLAMINGO!
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Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.
Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.
Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?
Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?
Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
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Get the Awkwarder mug.1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.
2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.
2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.
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