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jalapeno asshole

A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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Satans Asshole

The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!
Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
by Edub923 September 12, 2010
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Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.
by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
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Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released
oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective
by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011
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Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered
by Howie16 December 16, 2010
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Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.
Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.
by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017
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Snowy Asshole

A player in a COD lobby wearing a snowy skin, and has a very gay and stupid playing style.
Oh shit boys, there’s a snowy asshole on the other team.
by Jibba Sauce May 17, 2020
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