amanda

an amanda is extra short, black/ white/ maybe asian(her eyes) gurl who is a great dancer;) she is extra pretty.
she likes black guys named Q, she absolutely loves chocolate. if anyone touches her chocolate..she will flip SHIT!!! but if she loves you..she will give you some. some times has a short temper. is an amazing friend &you can count on her when evs you need a ride.

she likes making love faces:)<33

SHE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. she is one &only. so if you can find a special amanda like mine...thn your super luky.

SOME STUPID GUY: Oooo girl! gimmy some of yo chocolate!

AMANDA: no bitch!! its mine! *10mins later* here!

by TBM:) June 28, 2011

amanda

a spoiled, lazy, self-indulgent, girl who feels entitled to receive help for the rest of her long life.. she thinks that, because her mom didn't raise her, she deserves everything for free. She is uneducated, but tries to convince others that she is intelligent.. she doesn't have the dignity to even get her GED, but brags on FB that her life is great... of course, tomorrow, she may be complaining. She is a fake bitch that needs to grow up!!

I hope that our future doesn't rest with an Amanda.

by ipityu October 14, 2011

amanda

being in complete obsession with vaginas or not getting enough masterbation out of ones own vagina.

kristen became an amanda when she started to masterbate 8 times a day

by gugliermo April 20, 2007

amanda story

A story lacking any interesting point or meaning. Usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller

Friend 1: So my dog ran away. Then he came back.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.

by Rie Farrell January 8, 2009

Amanda

A girl who is always worried about her health and well being; constantly assumes she is sick and never stops talking about it.

Sandy: Oh God I never get sleep anymore!

Amanda: Oh ya well I have to take pill just to sleep for a couple of hours and I might have restless leg syndrome.

Sandy: Just shut up would you no one cares.

"everybody nods"

by Mattg7344 July 18, 2012

Amanda

Big fucking nonce

Wow Amanda just raped 3 kids.

by Pussyslayer_75 March 21, 2019

Aman

Like.. Literally he is the best gay ever i love him so much and everybody loves aman. Sometimes he cracks good jokes but to be honest the best joke is his face. He is 1 meter and a schnitzel. He likes everything because he is a very cute positive person who also feels very stupid but is not duhhhh! He loves Ana because ofc she is amazing duuuuh!

He is so gay that he is gay. King of the gays. He likes gay booty and that is not to be taken as an insult. He likes looking for food in his mouth. If he is ever late he knows that (not to be mentioned). His parents wonder if they took the wrong child from the hospital. He built a door between him and his neighbor through the wall in his bedroom (COOCKOO!). He likes my coc. He is a gowilla he needs to get waxed pls welp. So... I might have forgotten to mention something but idgaf rly k bye

WAKE UP AMAN STOP SLEEPING SO MUCH

No yes no yes no yes no yes said aman being bipolar af ugh

-Oh no a gorilla!
-No that's just Aman

by Hianabaniana May 7, 2019