A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010
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by Beanos_ September 24, 2019
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by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019
Get the Alberto mug.When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!
Jim: That shits weak bro
Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 24, 2007
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Get the Albert Campbell mug.something girls called beth believe is the subsitute for artichoke in the phrase "okey dokey artichoke". its not alderchokiem, its artichoke.
"hey beth, do you want to get some pie ?"
"okey dokey alderchokie"
"umm i believe its artichoke"
"no, even look it up on urban dictionary !"
"okey dokey alderchokie"
"umm i believe its artichoke"
"no, even look it up on urban dictionary !"
by not beth -_- December 20, 2008
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