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Alabama slamajama

An orgy that involves two or more family members.
Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.
by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021
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alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.
my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.
by Alabama long master December 7, 2018
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Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.
Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.
by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020
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alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.
She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.
by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022
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alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw
by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018
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Alabama cupcake

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night
by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021
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Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.
"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"
by Forton Smork June 16, 2023
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