it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.

Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

by fletch042 February 10, 2009

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Zuck factor

The friction coefficient of one's asshole

Hey Jeff, what's the zuck factor today?

by Nv Willy bob November 17, 2025

PH Factor

A measure of an establishments "Pretentious Hippie/Hipster Factor."

Their coffee is damn good but I'm not going back, the PH factor is off the scale.

by BTIII July 25, 2007

Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.

That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5

by LordFarquaad June 9, 2011

young factor

Pretending to be sick /injured right before your shift. Just because it’s hard to prove, they actually are.

This person keeps pretending to be sick right before work. It’s the Young factor all over again.

by Joebzell July 28, 2023