adultery

insemination of any form, inclusive of artificial insemination.

God committed adultery as evidenced by the birth of Jesus. He thus violated his own commandment. Bastard.

by mootpoint August 16, 2006

ault

a vaginal secretion that smells like poo.

Lisa's was on here period so it made her ault smell even more like crap

by Ryan Michael September 1, 2005

Adulting

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!

Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!

by Dear bob August 29, 2020

Adust

a BETA male who streams Trash fortnite content and is built like boris.

omg thats the streamer ADUST. hes beta

by ADUSTisBETA December 10, 2019

adulterizing

A slang term for committing adultery, or cheating on a spouse.

Man, you heard that tom got caught cheating on his wife?

Yeah bro, fella shouldn't have been adulterizing.

by tommy dog2 April 17, 2011

Adultard

A person that acts so grown up, it makes them retarded.

My adultard friends think comic books are for kids.

I thought the moshpit would be better, but it was just a bunch of adultards playing grabass

"of course you can play with fireworks, son. Did you think I was an Adultard?"

by onlikepopcorn December 9, 2012

adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017